This is the High Church Puritan coming to you live from K.R.Z.Y Radio! I am sending out a few songs for all of the Chicken Littles in our listening area. I dedicate these numbers to the two-bit prophets, dopey date-setters, preachers of pandemonium, primetime end-timers, calendar-crazed charlatans, and all of those who just generally think that pieces of the sky are landing in your hair.
I shouldn’t jest. It’s not your fault. You have been mooned!
Enjoy your last nights on the earth!